Riuva : Research Institute for Unicultural Visual Arts

GONZO is totally like Tottenham Hotspurs. The joke might be lost on you American readers, but Spurs are a football club that was good for a couple of years sometime in the last century and since then, its fans have been delusionally waiting for the next era of success even when it’s pretty obvious the board of directors is screwing them over, nobody likes them and they’re a laughing stock.

Did the Densha Otaku keep a diary? No, because he was a sell-out. What true otaku abandons his true love just for some old woman he meets on the train? Not me, because I am a true otaku. I’ve decided to start keeping a diary like Rorscharch in case anything epic happens to me.

Who am I? I am Moeman. My parent’s didn’t give me that, but that’s because they don’t understand me. They don’t know everyone has a real name, and I’ve found mine. I am Moeman, not Tanaka Ichirou. I shall not reveal my societal name here though, it’s a secret. My real name is Moeman and it’s a name that burns true from my manly heart.

There was a time when this blog was considered a funny one. A time when it almost won the prestigious Anime Blog Awards for Most Funny Blog. Like really, we lost narrowly to Hinano, who no longer even has a domain name for some reason.

We had really funny posts that I look back now, reread, and laugh to myself. I seriously am wondering how the hell I managed to write such funny stuff, because now, I’m NOT FUNNY ANYMORE. As I do some introspection, to come up with reasons to explain my declining humour level points, here are some links to funny posts I did.

To all morally-upright human beings out there:

It is time we stood up against the dirty plague of evil that’s tainting our children’s minds. Anime, or better known as Cartoons by Satan Worshippers, is the number 1 cause of juvenile violence, malnutrition, vice and other social ills. It has been reported that 67 percent of teenagers in our once-great Land of the Free, the AMERICA, have watched anime, and a startling revelation shows that these 67% all have been corrupted.

While all anime are evil, some are more evil than others. Watch out for these shows especially, if not your child will be doomed forever.