Fuck this shit!
1. Preaching all day long about some imaginary being.
2. Stupid illogical tactical decisions by both sides.
3. Terrible fighting choreography. It’s like watching a cripple battle a handless halfling in quicksand.
4. Retarded romance.
5. Got into a small accident after the movie and spilled a puddle of blood via the chin. I am now Otaku X.
Fuck you Narnia!!