Some things can be bought on impulse under the influence of nostalgic reminiscence (eg. $500 FF7 boxset), product awesomeness (eg. a $200 figurine recast of an awesome gothic lolita chick), or just plain, plain ego. On the internets, we call that ego the ‘epenis’.
Out of pure respect for the late Westwood Studios, I preordered my Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 Premium boxset at $119. I enthusiastically slipped on the crappy looking Soviet shirt and strutted around campus today. I understand that some ignorant people might deem the communist-hailing me today as a sickle wannabe, or some others just think I’m retarded to have purchased the exorbitant package. However, to my own self, it was really a greatly satisfying day to have paid my tribute to the great franchise and my $120 ego.
For those who have missed the chance to show off your riches and ego, your chance has arrived once again (applies to Singaporeans and rich chumps only).
Remember the May’n dorama that tjhan tried to stir up but failed miserably? It was a sorry sight with multiple bruised egos lying along the banks of the undercurrents. Well, there is now one way to prove to tjhan that you have that very right to feel what you felt.
PAY UP $118!
That’s right! Now, while 80 stocks last, the organisers of AFA ’08 is offering you all the chance of a lifetime to watch May’n perform right before you as you dance in the VIP seats. Not only that, you get to SHAKE HER HANDS! See, DarkMirage didn’t manage to shake her hands, right? If you just pay’n up a very cheap $118, you’ll be one-upping him, making you the king of the local aniblog scene. Hey, people actually paid me $140 for a CLANNAD KyoAni C73 bag. What’s $118 for a Diamond VIP ticket right?
For the May’n fans who are also stingy bastards, but want to Diamond-Caress her hands, you could try your luck by ordering one of the 300 $68 VIP tickets! There are ONLY 300 in stock, so you better start beating up each other for that prized ticket. With the $68 VIP ticket, you may enter a lucky draw to join the high-ranks of the Diamond VIPs. You might just be one of the 20 chosen fortunate bastards!
Click here to check out the web page
Don’t think any further. Spend that money and be as satisfied as me splurging on RA3. The only difference being I now have a game, T-shirt and a Dicota bag, whereas you’ll be getting a handshake with a teenage girl. Who can sing.
You win!
All other poor people who aren’t really May’n fans, you may purchase normal tickets at $5/$8 to watch the show behind the VIPs. You’re not important at all.
I am not important at all.
/spends money on fallout 3 to boost his ego and frag them mutants.
So how’s Red Alert 3? I’m probably getting a copy after the exams are over.
My $118 is so not worthy of purchasing a Diamond VIP pass. Woe!
RA3 has this unit called Rocket Angels which basically are a bunch of mechamusume firing rockets like Macross Valkyries.
LOLOLOL
Also, RA3 over Hamachi! Competitive with friendly!
Engrish, I think I am getting better at it.
Pay’n for May’n is pain. Ouch.
Soshi is an otaku’s dream girl… she collects figures, plays hard core games and is very otaku. There must be a catch somewhere…
@tj_han There are no females on the internet.
They won’t be leeching my money ):
i want rocket angels too!
I’ll pass. Plus, there’s a no photography rule in place.
Ugh don’t remind me of the epic impulse buy of the Clannad and Haruhi bags D: Thought it was only 80 each though, lol >_>
Whoops I used the forbidden signs by accident. Bleh. At any rate, $118 for a signed photo is a bit meh
For example”
RIHANNA Concert.
I found almost all the concert here comes with a disclaimers stated ” * No photography, video recording and audio recording is allowed for this event. ” in SISTIC website.
How many will actually bring cameras and how many flash lights you will see when she shown up?
How many concerts you’ve been to and you brought your cameras and still managed to come back with a lot of nice pictures of your idol?
You decide.
It’s not the size of your epeen that matters, it’s what you do with it.
They don’t charge anything for Hirano at AX. Or JAM Project at Otakon.
May’N in Singapore to touch her hands and for her to sign my copy of Nyan Furo? Come on. Is Victor really charging that much money to loan May’N to Dentsu or whoever?
That is gonna hurt.
I still don’t see what’s the big deal with May’n.
I’ll stick to being unimportant and just enjoy the exhibition XD.