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Let’s Think of Funny Names like Revive Revival! HAHA!

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Popularity: 8% [?] Published by tj_han November 2nd, 2008 in Anime

I was happily watching my Gundam 00 after dinner when the opening 2nd minute caught me by surprise and caused me to vomit all my meat out. WTF is Revive Revival? It’s makes Lockon Stratos as awesome a name as Jesus Christ, in comparison.

As such, I felt compelled to put the show on hold and write this post where we can all put forth ridiculous sounding names that will tickle our tummies but still sound better than Revive Revival. I mean, of course these are code names but why the hell does Setsu F Seiei get a decent name while REVIVE is stuck with his?

On 2nd thought, I don’t know which sane human being could’ve come up with something as wtf as Revive Revival.. so let’s start with the opposite.

Death Dead. No that’s just stringing two words together!

Flying, Sonic. "Hey Flying, you killed my parents with your aeroplane gundam!!"

Phoenix, Down. This actually sounds like a real name, probably Graham’s real name rather than Mr BUSHILOL.

Draw, Magic. Sounds like someone who pilots a gundam with dual revolvers…

Amen Hymen. The long lost cousin of Allelujah Haptism.

Mayo Naise. A shining white gundam’s pilot, of french and Japanese hybrid.

Silver, J. Long. If Setsuna can have an F, Silver can have a J.

Pussy Patty. For a female Gundam pilot of course, of sultry charm.

Celebrate Celebration. RR’s brother who loves to party.

Ana Lysis. A female bridge operator specialising in radar reading.

Protein Purification. A female bridge operator specialising in entertainment of pilots.

You know what, I still think Revive Revival is a worst name than all of the above and indeed can’t think of anything worst than it. TRY and prove me WRONG!!

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22 Responses to “Let’s Think of Funny Names like Revive Revival! HAHA!”

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1 escaru 3 comments Nov 2nd, 2008 at 11:29 pm

Lol, but have you heard the other Innovators’ names? I’m pretty sure that Bring Stabity and Hilling Care are worse than Revive Revival.
2 Ascaloth 200 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 am

Let’s have a go…. T.J. Han.

Oh wait. XD
3 Panther 59 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:08 am

Certifiably Insane and Random Misconception. Who ever thought of those!?
4 Ascaloth 200 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:09 am

Here’s another go, Teo J. Han. :p
5 C.I. 44 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 am

oh u panther robin hunt. oh u.
6 samejima 10 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:12 am

Lololololololol.
7 Kaioshin Sama 101 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 2:30 am

Revive Revival’s name has been in the series cast credits for who knows how long and we’re just hearing about this from you now? Just a bit of a delayed reaction with this one eh TJ? It’s like if I were watching The Daily Show and Jon Stewart just made up a really crazy Bush style nickname for someone, and then 2 months later when I’m drinking something at my computer I explode with laughter from the joke and spray my monitor and keyboard with Coca-Cola. What I’m saying is you better get those reflexes checked before it comes back to bite you in the ass. Haha! :p

You should know better though. If you’re really a hardcore Gundam fan then you should know the long tradition of characters with odd alliterated names. Foreshame!

Still, Pastor Pulpit is my contribution.
8 LianYL 778 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 3:15 am

How ’bout Cum Cometh for the gundam with four penises?
9 tj_han 1440 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 am

Kaioshin: Sorry, am not otaku like you. I don’t check credits, or do research into my blogging. Neither am I a hardcore fan, I just like to see things explode.

Bring Stability? Now that’s even worse than Revive Revival.
10 Kaioshin Sama 101 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 6:02 am

@Tj_han: Cool man…..I’m that way too at times. I’m not really Otaku though. More like Counter-Otaku which also requires me to know all the things Otaku do. Crazy how that works.
11 Ragna 6 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 am

Para-Medic anyone?
No? D:
12 Ascaloth 200 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 am

Here’s another one, Lia Nyl. She be the tsundere bridge bunny who draws stick figure comics in her spare time.

Oh wait. XD
13 escaru 3 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 10:36 am

Ohh, not Stability. Stabity. Stab-ity. Much, much more ridiculous. I hope he’s the ultra-girly-looking one with the long orange hair so I can start referring to him as a yandere.
14 0ne 135 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 10:49 am

Anaru Kanto (Analle Kant)

Rotten Kanto (Rothan Kant)

Reippu Mi (Lepp Me)

Heri Kokku (Halle Koch)
15 Helix 71 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Sol Badguy
Echo Bomber
Rotton the Wizard
Hodgesaaargh
Pet Shop
Magrat Garlick

I have a strange feeling I’m doing it wrong.
16 Nya-n 19 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 4:19 pm

Horn EeBuz Third, Resident Perv. Operates the GN-O.O Playboy.

I think I’m failing horrribly at this attempt.
17 Kouji 56 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 7:14 pm

tj_han.
18 tj_han 1440 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm

INDEED our names are not funny! This shows that names are only funny when there is no intention to make them funny. Bring Stabity wtf.
19 SnooSnoo 172 comments Nov 3rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Isn’t Phoenix Down that item in FFX which you use to revive people? -_-||
20 ghostlightning 23 comments Nov 5th, 2008 at 6:03 am

Klan Klan. Lovable character she may be, even awesome at times, but stupid name is stupid.
21 Cellblock 2 comments Nov 6th, 2008 at 9:40 pm

AHAHAHA LONG JOHN SILVER WAS THE BEST!!!
22 Dorian Cornelius Jasper 5 comments Nov 13th, 2008 at 9:39 am

Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre, Fictional Princess.

Nicholas Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbon, Nonfictional Economist.

Do not use any < and > for your own sake. It will end the comment there and then. Also, there is an automatic IQ filter which weeds out comments made by those who accidentally got transported from the stone age.

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