Tripeman is short for tri-penile-mango-man. He will now be ever present for all posts here that require some sort of grading or point system, such as reviews, news. I have been thinking long and hard about how to best express the quality of an item I’m reviewing. The old point system I was using just didn’t cut it, it had way too many unnecessary details and was ironically pointless.
Now, Tripeman will appear at the end of every review and news article, with slight variations. And it’ll be pretty obvious how excited he is over the reviewed item, just take note of the important variable areas.
For example, here’s Tripeman after he goes through the FF8 Playarts set.
New, upgraded version of the mango.
You’ll never look at mangos the same way again.