Site Upgrade: The Avatar is Set, Unleashed in DX Mode! Tripeman!

Tripeman is short for tri-penile-mango-man. He will now be ever present for all posts here that require some sort of grading or point system, such as reviews, news. I have been thinking long and hard about how to best express the quality of an item I’m reviewing. The old point system I was using just didn’t cut it, it had way too many unnecessary details and was ironically pointless.

Now, Tripeman will appear at the end of every review and news article, with slight variations. And it’ll be pretty obvious how excited he is over the reviewed item, just take note of the important variable areas.

For example, here’s Tripeman after he goes through the FF8 Playarts set.


New, upgraded version of the mango.

You’ll never look at mangos the same way again.

19 Responses to “Site Upgrade: The Avatar is Set, Unleashed in DX Mode! Tripeman!”


  • That ain’t funny at all. I have no manly sense of humour I guess.

  • Hahaha… WTF. WTF hahaha.

    I can’t think of any words to describe what I’m feeling right now.

  • Please make a female version with 3 boobs.

  • avant garde!

    do you have an arsenal of Tripeman images at various um.. angles?

  • not really. I got my friend to do the mango itself, while I add the facial expressions and other organs based on my feelings for each post. I’m proud of this new grading system.

    And Tsubaki, boobs are immobile and cannot be used to express euphoria. Though they can CAUSE it.

  • They could always expand and contract for your case.

    Anyway, good luck in getting Good Smile Company to mass produce your mango.
    Definitely one of those figures that need to be sold in 1/6 PVC format.

  • It’s true: penis is a funny word.

  • I’m swearing off mangos for the rest of my life.

    >>They could always expand and contract for your case.

    Oh man, what is the world coming to? I thought I was a little off my rocker…

  • jmm… disgusting and nothing to be proud of. You could do better, believe me. Try again. Don’t settle with this.

  • I’ve been laughing about this for the last few minutes. I justed wanted to come back and re-affirm that this is the funniest thing I’ve read all month.

    I don’t know what was funnier last month, I just remember laughing a lot…a lot of missing time last month……odd.

  • lol, wtf…

  • You know how in school (or back in school for some) the guys would tell crude jokes mostly on the topic of reproductive organs and bodily fluids while the girls would sneer at their total crassness? I was one of the guys.

    As one Dilbert comic strip points out, a joke can be made just by combining funny words into one sentence. Dilbert invented a programme that cranked out the funniest English words ever and he said one sentence with those words. I never stopped laughing since.

  • >>As one Dilbert comic strip points out, a joke can be made just by combining funny words into one sentence. Dilbert invented a programme that cranked out the funniest English words ever and he said one sentence with those words. I never stopped laughing since.

    Demand link!

    So, let’s see here, a mango with 3 penii. I know where you’ve been last 4chan visit~~~…..

  • That is not manly at all.

    Kwok cold have done better, and he’s 1/10th the man of you.

    Hilarous, but not manly.

  • Mangoes? Penises?

    This is the epitome of manliness from riuva?

    I dunno whether to laugh or cry, its worse then the baa baa three dicks rhyme I improvised for you tjhan.

    -.-

  • add a few abs on the mango, and maybe a pervy smile

    the wings remind me of the cloak flashers use b4 they do their job.. pretty innovative XD

  • One MAN’s MAN is another man’s woman.

    How can a fruit with the word MAN in it be unmanly?

  • “How can a fruit with the word MAN in it be unmanly?”

    Are women manly too? WoMAN, after all…

  • I ate a mango for breakfast this morning…now I’m wondering if it was a bad idea. :S

    Tripeman needs a girlfriend, or a least three pet apples to molest…

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