"Damn real life girls suck", many otaku think. Notably Satou of the NHK. So RIUVA will remedy this situation by providing fashion tips(sort of, it’s a bit general though) for girls who want to impress their manly (perhaps slightly otaku) boyfriends/husbands. Try it out and email us the results! Save your game first though so you can load it if anything goes wrong…
As for the guys, do it to them and take pictures. Then send it over.
Get Hawter with these ten ways!
Become machine hybrids a la Mecha Musume. What’s better than both girls and mecha? A mecha girl of course. Try to have a theme, such as World War II vehicles but find out what the boyfriend likes first. No point becoming a Mustang P-51 hybrid if your otaku boy likes KOS-MOS.
Russian girls should go for their country’s planes? Hinano you there?
What’s better than Rei and Eva? Eva Rei.
I can’t wait for Strike Witches.
This is one of the Bell reverse wing aircraft I think. No actually it’s just a hot girl.
Get an Ahoge. Ahoges are not only symbols of innocence, but appeal to the Moe side of the damn Otaku. Personally I have tried it and it works. The trick is to use this new-fangled sophisticated bonding technology known as hairwax. Stick the wax at the base and the tip of desired ahoge – the base to make the clump stand and the tip to sharpen it. The middle should be free of any chemical for it should have uninhibited range of movement yet still have a curve due to the added weight of the tip wax.
Cease the over-rated movements known as facial expression. The hottest anime girls are those who have poker faces and speak in a monotone voice. Read: Yuki, Rei, Hoshino Ruri, Vanilla H etc. Otaku with their amazing ability to read the minds of silent lolis, will now be able to comprehend exactly what’s in your mind.
Rei is queen of null expression.
There’s a reason why people buy 1:1 scale dolls of Ruri ruri.
Our newest silent star!
Equip a unique weapon. Girls with weapons are cool and dangerous. They also require less protection (damn Otaku can’t protect anything). Crowd favourites are katanas, dual pistols, magical staffs but let’s go beyond these common items. I recommend anything that’s uncommonly large or small, or has a distinct shape or purpose. Like Dokuro-chan’s Excaliborg, Saya’s katana, Meg’s anti-tank gun and RIder’s dual chainish things. Things to avoid: Poorly-designed katana (Shana), western broadswords, single derringers (if you must, be a Meryl and have 100 of them) and unrealistic pisols. Follow the example of the Coyote 12 sisters and you won’t go wrong.
My official favourite sword: Saya’s bent katana.
Big guns = more beauty.
Ciel’s triple swords etc are hot too.
Handcannons are cool too.
Pick a hairstyle from one of these: Uber-long straight flowing smooth hair, twin tails, asymmetrical floppy fringe and ponytail. Warning: All will fail if you have dry, dull hay instead of the expected shiny glossy infinitely flexible anime ones. Ponytails especially are expected to transform into long straight flowing smooth hair at the slightest hint of action, and leaving no trace of it ever being a ponytail. That means, no bents hairs. Fringes should ideally be uniformly straight or tapered such that the tips of individual bangs are sharp.
Twin tailed Pachira.
Long hair is undoubtedly the best but maintenance is a bitch.
Compare and contrast: Long hair vs asymmetrical short
Twin tails Nao.
Combining hair with weapon breaks limits. Jingai Makyo btw.
Develop a chibi-face. You have to transform into the chibi mode during humorous situations or when faced with stress. This is plain cute and lovable. Who doesn’t like chibi? Note that chibi modes do not have fingers and toes, so make sure not to overlook this detail.
Have a rival or partner. It’s quite the symbiotic relationship since it’ll make both of you hotter. Try finding one with a contrasting personality or appearance, so both parties’ good qualities will shine through. After all, otaku are so deep they look at your attributes more than your looks. Lol. Actually it’s just for a threesome fantasy.
Would Yoruichi be popular without Soi Fong? No.
Would Yakumo be anything more than a side chara without Eri? No.
Play a musical instrument. This works even for non-otaku. Actually, to hell with playing it, just hold the damn thing and prance around striking poses while the hi-fi blares anime music. Music is classy. Modify the instrument according to the image you wish to portray. If it’s a grunge look you’re after, try the bass or drums. Guitars are passe because too many people pretend to play it. Unless you can solo like Yuki of course. Drum girls are hot because they project a tsundere image, as they pound the skins of the instrument. Bass girls are backgroundish, much like silent lolis. Check up the guy’s preference before deciding which instrument you’ll accessorise. The Ojou-lover’s girlfriend must take the violin or piano btw. A genki lover’s choice would be the trumpet while a mature sexy lady uses the cello. Why cello? Because your legs are spread.
That says it all.
Bass! Ever since School of Rock, I’ve known that girls + bass = hot. Even though most just play one note.
Water is your best friend. It’s the ultimate accessory. It not only has the hydrogen bonds to make your fringe pointy, but can also instil a sense of moe when you "accidentally" douse yourself with it. Drops of the universal solvent at choices locations also mimick a sweaty, mid-orgasmic state. It’s also essential if you want to try out the Yamato Nadeshiko mode – water is used in housework. Finally, would we have swimsuits without water? Tip: Bored of water? Try milk for twice the effect.
I love rain.
Water is elegant, all natural and cleanses us.
In this sense, the H2O is an aphrodisiac.
Sweat is sexy.
FInally, you must have an accompanying spirit/vehicle/guardian. This is easy. It can be a pet dog (damn I hate dogs, cats rule), a Ferrari Enzo, a walking suit of armour, whatever. Nothing beats expressing individuality more than having a moving accessory. Better still, ride it! You can’t go wrong when riding something. First, there’s the spread-leg thingy I talked about. More importantly, it shows a sense of control – you know what you are doing. There’s the whole "I won’t be lonely without you cos I have this" vibe that’s rather attractive as well.
This is an amazing combo picture. It has a lot of the elements listed above.
So is this.
Actually I thought of one more. HEADPHONESSSSSSSSS!!!!! But it’s pretty much for me and a few others only.