Top 10 Anime One-Liners! Baka Baka!

To qualify for this hall of fame, a particular line from any anime must fulfil some requirements. It must be be at most one sentence, be said at least five times throughout the series and must please the viewers everytime it’s uttered.

With that, here are my top ten anime one-liners! Note that these are either really cool, funny or awe-inspiring and saying them out loud in public earns you 200 points of RESPECT. Just for interactivity, I left the anime the lines are from and placed it at the bottom of the page. Translations in brackets.

1.Shinjitsu wa itsumo hitotsu! (There is only one truth)

2.Crush, Giant Robo! (Beat him up, big metal machine!)

3.Taion desu nya. (It is body temperature, meow)

4. Hazukashii serifu kinshi. (Embarrassing lines are banned.)

5. Gate Open!! (I AM COOL WITH SPECIAL POWERS!)

6. Ecchi nano wa ikenai to omoimasu. (I think ecchi things are bad)

7. Kamehameha! (I fire beams of power from my palms and enemies fry up into bits)

8. Maho! (Literally, MAHO!! or alternatively, MAsaru-san, you are such an assHOle.)

9. Baka baka (stupid stupid)

10. Tsuyokiss (Cool x Sweet)

Other notable mentions include "Bankai!", "Pipirupirupipirupirupi", "Henshin Gattai Go Aquarion!", "Ore wa tenzai da!", "[insert name], [insert name of gundam], hasshin suru!", "Benkyou ni narimashita…", "Materialise!", "Ippen shinde miru?", "Inazuma KICK!", "Uruchai uruchai!", "Sexy commando – Elise no Yuutsu" and "Love and peace". If you can name all the anime these are from, you are either a big nerd or a winner. Ah, make that a big nerd AND a winner.

Intermission picture. See answers below this really cute strip of Yuki.

 

1.Shinjitsu wa itsumo hitotsu! (There is only one truth)

From Detective Conan, Conan utters this everytime he solves a case. I bet he has never see Noein.

2.Crush, Giant Robo! (Beat him up, big metal machine!)

From the GR epic, useful phrase to have around when surrounded by fierce gangsters. Don’t forget the comma or you’ll be a bad guy.

3.Taion desu nya. (It is body temperature, meow)

This line is from a running joke in the Pani Poni series. The cat god, which resides in vending machines, gives Mesousa a body-temperature drink everytime he tries to buy a cold drink. Mesousa’s life is so tragic, it’s on a scale of KGNE level.

4. Hazukashii serifu kinshi. (Embarrassing lines are banned.)

 

Aika shuts up the trance-mode Akari with this snappy line. Akari goes off rambling like a poser, drowning in the scenery and sentimentality of Neo-Venezia and Aika prevents the series from becoming rotten cheese. ARIA.

5. Gate Open!! (I AM COOL WITH SPECIAL POWERS!)

Shout this, the coolest anime line ever, when you open a door, gate or anything. "GEEETTTO OPPUUN!" Then follow up with "ULTRA SENPU GIRI!!", "SHINKUUU MISSILE!!", "KAORU KICK!", "SHADOW EDGE!", "DA XIONG MAO!", "HIKARI NO YA!", "HYPER SONIC!" and other moves to score a lot of points with the chicks. Gatekeepers btw.

6. Ecchi nano wa ikenai to omoimasu. (I think ecchi things are bad)

Mahoro of Mahoromatic is very cute when she says this. After showing us her tits.

7. Kamehameha! (I fire beams of power from my palms and enemies fry up into bits)

How can we miss out the grand-daddy of shounen war cries? "Bankai!", "Rasengan" and "Gomu Gomu no XXX" are the children of this Dragonball signature move.

8. Maho! (Literally, MAHO!! or alternatively, MAsaru-san, you are such an assHOle.)

The biggest reason why Orikasa Fumiko should rule the world. An out-of-this-world level of cuteness. Its alternate meaning is also the funniest joke in Sexy Commando. Maho is more famously from Pani Poni though.

9. Baka baka (stupid stupid)

 

Is there a more memorable and adorable way of calling everyone an idiot? Hoshino Ruri of Nadesico is the saviour of the first half of this series with this one line.

10. Tsuyokiss (Cool x Sweet)

Finally we have a dark horse. The only line which is actually the title of the show. For those who haven’t watched it, the only reason to is the huge number of eye catches strategically placed thoughout the show, showing one member of the cast in a random setting and outfit, saying "tsuyokiss" in a different way. Some are sexy, some are mature, some are loli and some are just funny. For pure variety of the same line, "tsuyokiss" is the win.

I actually typed this post out twice because the first time round I presed the backj button accidentally and it was all gone. FUCK. Anyway, more suggestions here?

34 Responses to “Top 10 Anime One-Liners! Baka Baka!”


  • Dragon Slave is from the anime Slayers by Lina Inverse, the flatchested dragon slayar that sorta reminded me of the powers from Dragon ball…heck their techniques sound the same(the sound effects anyway)

    Orewa Himitsu Desu was from Xellos of Slayers too…used to say that to annoy my friends before he pummeled me with his mallet of doom.

    “WHAT A HAUL WHAT A HAUL!” from Happosai – Ranma 1/2

    “I will not run away, I will not run away” (Famous lines from Shinji in Evangelion)

    “Watashi wa Ninja janai…nin nin”(Yeah…and your teacher’s a 10 year old magician…oops)

    “Wo Ai Ni!”(love you too Shampoo!)

    “NYO!!”(See, Nya bellow)

    “I choose you [Insert name]“(usually followed by a name of a pokemon)

    “TENMA-CHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!”(Harima, no one says her name like you do)

    Add these in your daily conversation ^_^:

    “Ororo?”(Kenshi!)

    “Ara…”(Ah…the famous quote from Kasumi)

    “Nya~”(See, Nyo above)

    “Desu ne”(A cute way of saying ‘afirmative’)

    “Hai~”(YESSSSSSSS In a cute way)

    “Souka…”(Is that so/I see)

    “Hmph, Homoshire!”(Interesting)

  • AHA wow this is an old thing to reply but anywaysss I just found everything sooo funny…

    “Pipirupirupipirupirupi!” I know this one xD its uhmmm Beating Angel Dokuro-chan… if I’m not mistaken ;P This is the one I found funniest. The Tsuyokiss one is probably one of my favorites too

  • ORE NO TURN! (Yuugiou Duel Monsters)

    And as a response to “Kudake, Giant Robo..!”

    “Big O, Showtime!”

  • Are you sure it’s “Maho” and not “Ahou?” “Ahou” means idiot. “Mahou” means magic.

    I also think “Hoeeee” should be up there somewhere hahaha Sakura.

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