Swimming Pool Water is Better than an Otaku.

After that ego-boosting article on why nerds make the best boyfriends, let’s come back down to earth here.

Swimming Pool Water is Superior to Otakus in the dating game. Reasons?

Pool water is cooler than Otaku.

Pool water is cleaned more often than Otaku.

Pool water is always there for you.

Pool water touches more girls in skimpy clothing in one day, than Otakus do in their lifetime.

And finally,

Pool water has figures too.

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