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A Scientific Study on the Spiral Energies of Gurren Lagann

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Some of you guys may be old enough to remember the Graphgate, where a certain now-defunct animeblogger complained about how Japanese bloggers are superior because they used graphs. That comment is now known in blogging history textbooks as "Graph Harbour" and was the direct spark which started the subsequent "World Graph War".

Anyway, Gurren Lagann is very awesome and I attempted to analyse why it is so awesome. My conclusions can be summarised in the following graph.

Note that due to space constraints, several key events have been left out, such as Kamina’s death but you get the gist of it. Gurren Lagann progresses plot-wise in an oscillating fashion, with an equal number of ups and downs. Every up (crest) is followed by a down (trough) just like a sine curve. Unlike a sine curve however, the amplitude does not have a maximum or a minimum and instead, increases infinitely.

Unfortunately, any further attempt to analyse the graph was rendered impossible by the overload of spiral energy.

ARGH!! BELIEVE IN THE ME WHO BELIEVES IN THE YOU!! YOUR DRILL MOVES THE HEAVENS!! GIGA DRILL BREAKER!!! THIS PIG, IS THE CRYSTALLISATION OF SPIRAL ENERGY!!! MINNA NO PEACE IT’S ALRIGHT!

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13 Responses to “A Scientific Study on the Spiral Energies of Gurren Lagann”  

  1. 1 Kokanaden 174 comments

    That analysis deserved a Phd for its efforts.

  2. 2 LianYL 458 comments

    WTF.

  3. 3 exalt dragon 124 comments

    Japanese bloggers? I thought it was between anime bloggers?

  4. 4 Soshi 12 comments

    Hahaha, spiral engergy ftw!

  5. 5 tragic comedy 15 comments

    ok…

  6. 6 TheBigN 34 comments

    You forgot a WOAH WOAH FIGHT THE POWAH! there. :P

  7. 7 plhu 1 comment

    Brilliant! Loved the graph.

  8. 8 klazyguy 30 comments

    lol since we hit the 1 million point several centuries or millenia back, do u think the end of humanity will come when we hit 10 billion?

  9. 9 Elydis 30 comments

    Lol more like photoshop spiral filter. Would be nice if you did a graph on gintama but it will probably overload faster then gurren.

  10. 10 Lynx 23 comments

    WTF…

    If there’s anyone who thinks Got Graph = good stuff, get him/ her to come over to my workplace and I’m smack them with a whole stack of printouts. Bah.

  11. 11 Tsubaki 411 comments

    You got lazy at the end. Fail.

    Jason Miao weeps.

  12. 12 Musa 32 comments

    Huh? I’d be more convinced if you used an exponential curve instead. A Curve that breaks a hole in the universe.

  13. 13 faye 13 comments

    oh noes its a black hole of nothingness XD

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